Tuesday, May 15, 2012


Just discovered that Middle C has been experimenting with urine collection. I found a bucket in her room this morning.  When I asked her about it she said,"Ummm...I am practicing being a nurse, they have to work with tinkle."  I shook my head.   "What?  They said on TV that trying things will help me know what I want to be when I grow up.  Seriously!"  My response was probably not one any parenting book would suggest. "Well try being a janitor and clean this shit up" (yes I shit, it just slipped, out it was 6:30 in the morning.)  Claire glared at me and stomped her foot, " It is not shit, it is tinkle AND you said a bad word."  Why yes, yes I did.